FOOTBALL
Premier League London derbies
Mid-August to late May · weekend fixtures
Arsenal v Tottenham, Arsenal v Chelsea, Tottenham v Chelsea, plus Arsenal / Tottenham / Chelsea against West Ham, Crystal Palace, Brentford. Match-Day Plate (pickled-walnut, Stilton, sourdough, smoked-eel toast) at £18.
Bar table-of-four deposit £15
RUGBY
Six Nations — England matches
Saturdays in February & March
England fixtures plus the occasional Sunday match. The bar room books out four weeks ahead for England matches; reservations strongly recommended. Six Nations Plate (Welsh-mutton portion, Brixham hake bites, mash, greens) at £20.
Reservation recommended
CRICKET
Test cricket from Lord's
Test summer days · first three days of each Test
Lord's is twelve minutes' walk from the salon via the Nursery End; the Test crowd thins from one o'clock and the bar fills with walk-up traffic at lunch and at tea. Lord's Lunch (pork pie, Stilton, sourdough, half-pint of Verdant Pilsner) at £25, with a 10% discount on full match days for half-an-MCC ticket-holders.
Reservation not required
TENNIS
The Championships, Wimbledon
Last week of June & first two weeks of July
The all-England fortnight, screened in genteel silence. The bar fills on Centre Court days. Wimbledon Plate (strawberries-and-cream, scones, Cornish ice-cream) at £18. Pimm's Cup served in the classic recipe at £14 throughout the fortnight.
Reservation advised for finals weekend